A funny

Bringing the twins home from school yesterday, I observed that a defunct cafe was soon to become an IHOP. Asked whether they knew “IHOP” stands for, one replied, “Pancakes!” while the other replied “Pancake house.” The best part of the conversation continued something like this...

Me: “It stands for ‘International House of Pancakes.’”

Maddie: “Yeah, we had some once and they had pretty good pancakes.”

Me: “Well, they’d better have pretty good pancakes if they have ‘pancake’ in their name.”

Lydia: “Heh, Bob Pancake.”