Lydia strikes again

Recently, Lydia and Maddie were preparing snacks. When it came time to put the spread back in the fridge, Lydia came up with a great twist on standard etiquette, asking “Maddie, would you mind if you put this away?” Kristi and I were howling. Unfortunately, after a recurrence of this “would you mind if you…” phrasing, I had to set things right.